Selfie

Got a phone in my hand
  take a picture with my phone
    and that picture, yes, its gonna be of me

Gonna twitter, Instagram it
  swipe it right it will be the hit
    Cause it's really what the world needs to see

See my Smiling face
  all o'r the place
    Selfie, selfie

Oh my gosh, how beautiful I am!
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Picture, picture, picture
  put my picture on the wall
Till you realise I am the fairest of them all

It took 200 pictures
  just so I could get it right
But you just have to admit that I am really quite a sight

Such pretty eyes
  that will hypnotize
    selfie selfie
Ooooooooooo!

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See my selfie Me
  be my selfie me
set my selfie free
  me my selfie....

Go ahead and click it
  get up close and lick it
but if you do not pick it
  you can go and stick it

See my selfie Me
  set my selfie free

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Everybody come
  and take a picture of yourself
Hold your phone up high and click it, pic it oh so well

Send it to your friends
  and put it on the TV
Come on everybody take a selfie with me

Come join along and
  Sing our song...
    selfie selfie

We should make this a national holiday!!!

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That's right, I am doing techno now? Well I decided to write something that you could dance to... or maybe a little bit of head-bobbing. Of course, with a new genre, I have to create a new character as performer, so welcome Gort Beggern. Not only is it a reference to "The Day the Earth Stood Still," it's also an anagram of my name. A swell name like Gort gives me an excuse to use robots in the cover art.